February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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This is a petition for Block B to commit to life,...
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The day Taeyang changes his hairstyle will...
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?brouya69 then sign up as ''brouya69'' and view premium inbox
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
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tyrawanks: my parents are really good at making jokes for example me
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bitchhee:
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every other idol: yay we're graduating high school!
zelo: i'm finally in high school!
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sweet--danger asked: U still love TOP ?
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Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
she’s beautiful ^^
Feb 5th
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Listentheconsultingfangirl: 10 Years Ago: Now:
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January 2012
I like my music like how I like my men. Korean.
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We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
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I hope you all realize that we're all going to get...
thewisepickle: PRISON PARTY!!
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